10 likes and i’ll post my dick on this hellsite before it closes
we tried, thanks for playing
Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.”
the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes
(via saved-this-for-later)
10 likes and i’ll post my dick on this hellsite before it closes

(Source: 30000fps, via post-halloween-depression)
Ya’ll be careful out there in the world, all right?
Everyone’s not as horny as us.
(via abandonedography)
i love how the first 30 seconds of this are haunted house music and then a drop comes out of nowhere and now it’s a hotline miami 2 level
this fucking slaps
Tim Follin is the GOAT