from now on I will only listen to songs that have videos synced to some part of the first 10 minutes of Akira
publishers: is stephen supposed to be you?
james joyce: WAT no man nah u cray
james joyce: why do you think he's hot?
guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death
(Source: scottymccockslut, via janglejunglejinglejunkie)